Why eat vanilla eggs from vanilla chickens when you can eat chocolate eggs from chocolate chickens? See, chocolate chickens eat this stuff called flax, mostly so you don’t have to. And, after they eat the yucky flax they poop out–sorry lay–chocolate eggs. Chocolate eggs taste about the same as vanilla eggs but chocolate eggs are way better for you because they have de-yucki-fied flax in them. Or Omega-3 acids for the scientist in the crowd.