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Verry Berry Jam

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$6.00

250ml

SKU: PVF-jam-verry-berry Category: Tag:

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Verry berry has no cherry,
that’s just because it’s not customary.

Verry berry will make you merry,
better than a trip to the apothecary.

Verry berry results don’t vary,
just like the prayers at a monastery.

Verry berry is not hairy
we cooked it twice so no dysentery.

Verry berry don’t be wary,
So says Tom, even Dick and Harry.

Verry berry contains no dairy,
good for the tract they call urinary.

Verry berry picked by a fairy,
that’s not real it’s just imaginary.

Verry berry get all you can carry,
don’t let the price become inflationary.

Verry berry with rhyme will parry,
we took every word from the dictionary!

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