Peaches are one of the few fruits where hair seems to be okay: just a little bit of fuzz, like on grandma’s upper lip. (“Hey buster! not this grandma–mine’s as smooth as a nectarine’s bum!”). For our peach jam, we’ve removed all signs of recurring puberty as well as any skin, pits, stems, leaves or caterpillars to make a truly unimpeachable treat. Get it? Unimpeachable? You know, like the other Orange One down south? Okay–you try and make great peach jam and be funny at the same time!