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Peachy Peach Jam

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$5.00

250ml

SKU: PVF-jam-peach Category: Tag:

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Peaches are one of the few fruits where hair seems to be okay: just a little bit of fuzz, like on grandma’s upper lip. (“Hey buster! not this grandma–mine’s as smooth as a nectarine’s bum!”). For our peach jam, we’ve removed all signs of recurring puberty as well as any skin, pits, stems, leaves or caterpillars to make a truly unimpeachable treat. Get it? Unimpeachable? You know, like the other Orange One down south? Okay–you try and make great peach jam and be funny at the same time!

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